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2 How are you? How old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3 You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Together up！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

4 As far as you go to die
有多远，死多远

5 Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, go home.
有事起奏，无事退朝。

6 You me you me
彼此彼此

7 You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住！

8 Know is know, no know is no know.
知之为知之，不知为不知……

9 WATCH SISTER
表妹

10 Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse'son can make hole!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11 I give you face, you don't wanna face. You lose you face, I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。

12 One car come, one car go. Two car pengpeng, people die.
车祸现场描述

13 Heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14 Go past, no mistake past.
走过路过，不要错过

15
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16 If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one。
要钱没有，要命一条。

17 I call Li old big.
我叫李老大。

18 You have two down son.
你有两下子。

19 Good good study, day day up!