乐高的作用:blog中文翻译 : 用户不上你的网站的50个原因

来源:百度文库 编辑:偶看新闻 时间:2024/04/29 04:56:14
By Scott Heiferman

1 他们不想生产内容,他们期望的是更好的生活
2 因为你能解决的问题是他们所没有的问题
3 而对于他们真正的问题你却无法解决
4 奥普拉没有提到过它
5 他们所认识的所有人都不上你的网站
6 你没有办法让他们窥视自己所喜欢的人
7 他们对自己所看见的并不在乎
8 没有哪个同事说应该上这个网站
9 它很没趣
10 它无法让人们开怀大笑
11 它没有办法帮人们省下一大笔钱
12 它没有办法帮人们节省时间
13 没有什么让他们感到激动万分的东西
14 它既不能拯救生命也不能拯救世界
15 它不像赌城那样充满刺激
16 它看上去像是花旗银行的广告,而人们憎恨它
17 没有人排队
18 他们又工作,有孩子,工作繁忙
19 因为他们和美国偶像节目的选手有约会
20 他们害怕电脑
21 他们有了足够的朋友
22 他们文笔不好
23 更多的人在用Craiglist
24  你没有告诉他们怎么去做
25  不上这个网站,没有人会认为他是白痴
26 它是为了怪人和白痴准备的
27 它肯定是为了那些“电脑高手”准备的
28 有人会盗窃他们的身份而诱拐其孩子
29 他们不明白你的专业术语
30 他们更擅长于让那些让你感到无能为力的事
31 他们出生于1985年以前
32 他们对电脑并不精通
33 他们很害羞
34 他们不像Yahoo, Amazon或者Ebay那样
35 它的主页不止一屏,不像Google那样
36 他们感觉沮丧
37 他们不想坐在电脑面前
38 他们尝试过使用它,但是结果一团糟
39 他们从来就没有听过它
40 他们有更重要的事情要做
41 周刊更吸引人
42 它上面写着什么”tag”,”RSS”,简直愚蠢透顶
43 家庭和朋友需要他们
44 他们不想过的那么沉闷
45 他们从来没有听说过Flickr和Del.icio.us
46 没有足够的人使用它,也没有成功的例子
47 没有暴露图片和名人消息
48 没有告诉他们为什么要用它
49 它不能提供给他们爱情和性
50 他们不想知道你想让他们做什么

原文

50 Reasons Why More People Aren‘t Using Your Website

1. Because they don‘t want to generate content, they want better life
2. Because it solves a problem they don‘t have
3. Because it won‘t help them with their problem
4. Because oprah didn‘t mention it
5. Because everyone they know isn‘t using it
6. Because it doesn‘t let them spy on people they care about
7. Because they just don‘t care about what they see
8. Because nobody at work said they should use it
9. Because it‘s not fun enough
10. Because it doesn‘t make them smile
11. Because it doesn‘t make or save them a ton of money
12. Because it doesn‘t save them a ton of time
13. Because they can‘t think of what they‘re passionate about
14. Because it doesn‘t save lives or save the world
15. Because it‘s not as exciting as vegas
16. Because it sounds like a citibank ad and they hate citibank ads
17. Because nobody‘s waiting in line for it
18. Because they‘ve got jobs & kids & they‘re busy
19. Because they‘ve got an appointment with american idol
20. Because they‘re scared of the computer
21. Because they‘ve got enough friends
22. Because they don‘t write well
23. Because more people are using craigslist
24. Because you don‘t tell them what you want them to do
25. Because nobody will think they‘re a loser if they don‘t use it
26. Because it‘s a thing for weirdos or losers
27. Because it‘s clearly something for "computer people"
28. Because someone will steal their identity or snatch their kids
29. Because they don‘t understand your college words
30. Because they‘re better at something else that you suck at
31. Because they‘re not good at the computer
32. Because they were born before 1985
33. Because they‘re shy
34. Because it doesn‘t work like yahoo or amazon or ebay
35. Because it‘s more than 1 screen to learn, unlike google
36. Because they‘re depressed
37. Because they don‘t want to sit in front of the computer
38. Because they tried to use it, but something got messed up
39. Because they‘ve never heard of it
40. Because there‘s something better to do
41. Because us-weekly is more interesting
42. Because it says "tags" or "rss" and they feel stupid
43. Because a friend or family member needs them
44. Because they don‘t want to look dumb
45. Because they‘ve never heard of flickr or delicious either
46. Because there aren‘t enough people using it yet to make it useful
47. Because there‘s no nudity or celebrities
48. Because it doesn‘t tell them why to use it
49. Because it doesn‘t get them sex and/or love
50. Because they just don‘t want to read what you want them to read

Don‘t get me wrong, there‘s enormous opportunity to make new things that help people, and I bet that some people reading this will do just that.