富强科技为什么被收购:英语幽默三篇

                             一、Father‘‘s John Hancock
            Teacher: Tom, you haven‘‘t shown your parents the examination
            papers, have you?
            Tom: Yes, I have, sir.
            Teacher: But I can‘‘t find your father‘‘s John Hancock on the papers
            at all.
            Tom: Here, sir. (showing his whipped arms to the teacher.)

            父亲的亲笔签名
            老师：汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你的父母看，是吗?
            汤姆：不，老师，我给看了。
            老师：可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊。
            汤姆：在这里老师。（汤姆向老师露出手臂上的鞭伤）

                     二、The Same Mother
            Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class. The teacher
            assigned them to write a composition "My Mother". Davy wrote one and
            Billy just copied it.
            On the next day the teacher asked Billy, "How is it that your
            composition is exactly the same with Davy‘‘s?"
            "we have the same mother, don‘‘t we?" replied Billy.

            同一个妈妈
            比利和他的哥哥大卫在同一个班里上学，一天老师布置他们写一篇作文，题目是“我的妈妈”。大卫写好后比利拿去抄了一遍。
            第二天老师问比利：“为什么你的作文和大卫的一模一样？”
            比利回答说：“我们妈妈是同一个人，不是吗？”

                                   三、An Abstract Drawing
            One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw an
            abstract drawing.
            After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked
            at it but saw nothing, only a piece of white paper.
            "What did you draw?" said the teacher.
            "A cow eats grass," the boy answered.
            "Where is the grass?"
            "The cow has eaten it up." replied the boy.
            "Well, but where is the cow?" the teacher asked again.
            "It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water."

            一幅抽象画
            一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。
            一会儿工夫，一个小男孩交了他的作品，老师看了看，可上面什么也没有，只不过是一张白纸。
            “你画的是什么呀？”老师说。
            “牛吃草。”孩子答道。
            “草呢？”
            “牛把它吃光了。”孩子说。
            “那么，牛在哪儿呢？”老师又问。
            “吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”