偶看新闻福州阳光城一期:非誠勿擾 淘汰何人
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( A British young man appeared in Chinese TV Match-making Show---"Don't Bother if Not Sincere" )
女方問：「你是獨生子嗎？」( Girl : Are you the only son in your family ? )
回：「有一個哥哥最近剛結婚。」（數燈熄滅）( Reply : I have a brother who recently got married.) ( A few lights shut off.)
女方又問：「有房嗎？婚後跟誰住？」(Girl again : Do you own a house ? Whom are you also living with when you got married ? )
回：「上一世紀的老房子；跟奶奶、爸爸、後媽、哥哥、嫂嫂一起住。」（數燈熄滅）( Reply : I live in an old house of the last century, together with my grandma, dad, step-mother, brother and sis-in-law. ) ( A few more lights shut off )
女方再提問：「你什麼工作？」( Girl again : What kind of job you do ? )
回：「大兵。」（剩最後一盞燈）( Reply : I'm a soldier.) ( Only one last light still on. )
最後一女問：「結婚有寶馬奔馳當禮車嗎？」
( The last Q. from the girl : Would you use Benz-Mecedes, or BMW to carry the bride ? )
回：「我奶奶肯定不同意，一般都用馬車。」
( Reply : My grandma will certainly disagree, 'cuz we always use horse-dragged carriage. )
女孩嗤之以鼻道：「寧可在寶馬上哭泣，不願在馬車上微笑。」（全數滅）
( The girl snubbed : I'd rather weep on BMW than smile on a horse-dragged carriage. ) ( All lights went off now )
英國小夥子含淚離開現場。
( The British young man left the scene with tears in his eyes.)
隔天，英《泰晤士報》頭版頭條為﹕我皇室成員哈利王子，參加中國電視徵婚相親節目，首輪即遭淘汰。
( The next day , "Themes" the British news published on the 1st page, top headline, saying, " Our Prince Harry went to the Chinese TV Match-making Show.
But was KO merely in the first run.)