偶看新闻过五关斩六将奔驰段子:有趣吗？
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有趣吗？
Next time you have extra time try stacking your coins
有時間的話, 要試試疊疊你的硬幣嗎?
Cool Mailboxes
酷郵筒
I hope that backpack is a parachute
希望他的背包裡裝的是降落傘
"Ahhh, it’s so warm and cuddly on here"
啊....這兒超舒服溫暖的.......
Sorry bro, but thanks for being my chair
抱歉老哥, 借坐一下, 謝啦 !
Looks like he wanted to be alone… and chances are he will be
看上去他想獨處..... 事實上他會獨處(沒人敢陪他）
Help! Call 911 救命啊! 快叫 911
It’s good to have a friend when you need one!
在有須要的時候有個好友還真不錯!
I guess cats can read after all
看起來貓還真能認字 (盒上的字就是"貓")
This is not as comfy as I thought it would be
這真沒我想像的舒服 ！
Static cat!
靜電貓 !
鏡子湖 (所以"鏡子湖"牌子得倒掛)
Is the sign really necessary?
掛這個牌子不是多此一舉嗎? (牌上寫道 : 請勿坐在欄杆上)
Don’t try this at home
請勿在家自己嘗試
The water is so clear the boat seems to be floating on air
清澈見底的湖水讓小船看似飄在空中
I’m sorry… I didn’t know you were coming back
抱歉.....我不知道你要回來了
OK, let’s change places at the next corner
OK, 咱們到前面調換位子吧 !
Fluffy in flight
飛毛球
Let me know when all the dogs are in so I can move
等所有狗狗都進去後, 告訴我一聲, 我也好進去了. (它坐在"不准狗入"的"不" 上)
You may not be happy with dinner but you are going to eat it anyway!
不管你愛不愛你的晚飯, 你都得吃下去 !