高朗金尊珍藏威士忌:东方小故事之刚果男人篇

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2010-10-05 22:25东方小故事之刚果男人篇
   是日,内科急诊值班。突来一世博男病人,刚果人士,大胖子。进来后见漂亮女医生,遂打招呼:"Hey,I know you."
  病史如下:不明诱因下血压升高,220/160mmHg,间歇性咳嗽,无头痛、黑朦、恶心、呕吐等不适主诉。鄙人英语蹩脚却思路清晰:"Come on,follow me,pay money!"鉴于中国国情,鄙人追问一句:"Have you got money?"这位伙计恬不知耻地咧开大嘴:"No money."当时我就准备冲他大骂,鉴于英语水平,只好作罢。没想到这家伙忽又蹦出一句:"No love."然后开始掏皮夹。操! 
   "Who told you that?"我问他。  
   "A Shanghai lady." 
   "Oh,they are horrible animals."我喃喃自语。 
   此君在注射硝普钠前像孩子一样痛苦万分,鄙人安慰道"Don't worry.Take it easy.Everything will be well." 
   他用水汪汪的眼睛望着我:"You are very kind" 
   我淡定地回答他:"You got it!But you should pay money for another check." 
   "Oh,money,money,everything is money.No money,no love.No money,no life!" 
   "Oh,You got it!"