pe管国标:中式英语大全

1．no three no four
不三不四
做早操:do morning ****
做课间操:do class between ****
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　
3．you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 　　
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝 　　
6．you me you me
彼此彼此 　　
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！ 　　
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''s son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
　 小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！
20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21.People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
22.seven up eight down
七上八下
23.love who who
爱谁谁
24.we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
25一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块， 吃你的，住你的

1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁啊

2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你？怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
6．you me you me
彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER
表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
　　
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
　　
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
　　
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
　　
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

Handsome Year, Morning Die（英年早逝）
letter mouth female yellow（信口雌黄）

if you old three old four,I will give you some colour see see
如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看

Good good study, Day day up（好好学习，天天向上）
Proud Clean Ten Big Cool Punishment（满清十大酷刑）
The King who is f***ing is son of The King who has f***ed.（金正日是金日成的儿子。）
do morning f***（做早操）
do class between f***（做课间操）
play a big knife before guan gong（关公面前耍大刀）
you and he have a leg（你和他有一腿）

you have two down son。（你有两下子。）
as far as you go to die！（有多远，死多远！）
Spring Spring,I love die you!!（玉米专用:春春，我爱死你了！！）
Sex is good（性本善）
no three no four （不三不四）
seven up eight down （七上八下）
people mountain people sea (人山人海）
long time no see (好久不见)
morning three night four （朝三暮四）
want money no,want life one! （要钱不给，要命有一条！）
wang eight eggs (王八蛋)
no care three seven two ten one (不管三七二十一)
you ask me, i ask who （你问我，我去问谁？）
horse horse tiger tiger （马马虎虎）
where cool where you stay!! （哪儿凉快哪儿呆着）
ice snow clever （冰雪聪明）
try try see （试试看）

我自己比较喜欢People mountain People sea, 和 Ice snow clever. 最可以的就是那个不管三七二十一， 连twenty-one都不会，还two ten one呢， 真够可以的了。

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雷班长用“性本善=Sex is good”来糟蹋咱中文，咱公司前台接待小姐也理直气壮地糟蹋糟蹋英文：

公司前台小姐的暴笑八级英语

前台小姐：“Hello.”你好

老外： “Hi.”嗨

前台小姐：“You have what thing？”你有什么事？

老外：“Can you speak english？”你能讲英语吗？

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” 如果我讲的不是英语，那是什么？

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” 有没有其它人会讲英语？

前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”你自己看看，所有人都在忙，没人有时间，你能等就等，不能等就走！
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” 天哪，这里有没有人能讲英语？

前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”你叫什么叫，安静一点，你来这里有什么事？

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”我想找你们领导

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” 头不在，你明天来！